I am reading the paper!
Dad likes to read the newspaper in peace. But for 5 year-old Hayley, it was her job not to let him “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, let’s play!”. Holding the newspaper up, Dad replied “Not while I am reading the paper!”. “Perhaps you could tidy your room” he added.
When Dad finished reading, he went into Hayley’s room and found her flicking through her colouring book, with the room still a mess. “Are you going to tidy…” Dad was interrupted by Hayley holding her book up “Not while I am reading the paper!” Daddy couldn’t help but laugh.